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Please See
My Home Page
(Originally
appeared in a poetry newsgroup)
Please
see my home page,
I thought this might be
A clever way to lead you there;
But as I discovered long ago:
Even selfish, extemporaneous poems
Can somehow contain some flair.
It's early Saturday morning,
And two idiots are lying in my bed,
Oh, why are my brother's friends so stupid;
And why couldn't they disturb
Someone else's life instead?
Please see my home page,
You might find it to be
Quite a delightful trip;
Or you may find it to be
Simply pretentious,
And wonderful fodder to rip.
I just went out back
To smoke a cigarette,
And saw the sun forming
A pyramid in the lake;
Once again I was standing
On top of the
Pyramid of the Sun,
But this time
Without a journey
To Mexico to make.
I think that everyone
Should drink yerba mate:
That supernatural
South American tea;
Look it up on the Internet
And share the ritual with me.
I feel that the greatest book
Is "Demian" by Hermann Hesse,
For no other book is so complete;
Eastern and Western philosophy
Have never before and will never again,
So seamlessly and magically meet.
Please see my home page,
I must clean the house
Before my mother arrives later today;
I don't want her to think that
She raised a barbarian.
And the way things look,
She just may.
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All Young
Europeans Are Hell bound
So
thoroughly Godless
To your
very core,
But yet
you proclaim
Politics
and American tricks
With
fanatical zeal.
And so
many non-Europeans
Are
deceived
They never
stop to consider
That all
those
Books and
paintings
And
statues and buildings
Every
single European
Achievement of note
Was not
made by you,
But rather
by the
Ancestors
who you betrayed.
And still
the Muslims
Storm
across
Africa
The same
Muslims
Who your
forbearers
Fought
tireless for centuries
To repel,
because
They knew
that they could
Never
assimilate.
Where are
the
Ferdinands
and Isabelas now?
Where are
the reconquistas today?
When right
was right,
And the
wrong were
Annihilated?
The
invaders intention then,
As it is
now, is to
Conquer
and convert you.
You reject
Christianity
Desperate
to not even
Mention it
in the
Charter of the European Union,
When
Christianity
Was behind
all of your
Great art
all that
Was
beautiful in
Europe.
And now
nothing can stop
Those
magnificent cathedrals
That are
so glaringly
Empty
every Sunday
(Except
for the Japanese
Tourists
with their
Ubiquitous
cameras),
From being
converted
Into
Mosques.
You will
be herded like
Cattle
there, and then
You will
condescend
To
remember the True Faith
Then you
will cry for the
Aid of the
God who you
Spit upon
so gleefully now.
And then I
hope He casts
You into
the Pit,
And cause
you burn
Eternally.
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People
Why do you have that phone
Eternally pressed to your ear
When you never had and
Never will have
A
shred of wisdom to convey?
Why do you drive
So damn quickly
When you came from nowhere
And have nowhere to go?
You are a phantasm:
Not alive, not real
Just an outline,
Just a sketch:
Someone who never was,
Yet still insists on participation.
Youve spent decades
Upon this planet,
But not one single
Profound thought has ever
Existed in your vacant brain.
And all round me you swirl:
Six billion manifestations
Of ignorant malignancy -
Dividing and multiplying
At a supernatural rate.
More and more and more
Of you with nothing
Worthwhile or valuable about
Any one of you.
It has been a
Distinct displeasure
Making your acquaintance.
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Hers or Mine
Is she listening
To the same conversation
That I am listening to?
I
am hearing him say:
I want to F you.
I want to F you.
I want to F you.
She is hearing him say:
My what pretty eyes you have.
I love the way you wear your hair.
So what work do you do?
Is she seeing
The same thing
That I am seeing?
I
am seeing
A
loathsome, slithering
Lovecraftian abomination.
She is seeing a
Clean-cut white man
With twinkling blue eyes
And curly blond hair.
Is she feeling
The same feelings
That I am?
She is feeling flattered.
She is feeling complimented
By a wonderful new man
A
prospect for marriage, perhaps.
I
am feeling disgusted and horrified.
My breathing is constricted.
Every atom in my physical make-up
Is retching at being at so close
A
proximity to this despicable,
Cancerous, substanceless creature
Masquerading as a human male.
Whose perceptions are correct?
Hers or mine?
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